Snl Season 31 Episode 3

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SNL 3/1. 1/1. 7Host: Scarlett Johansson. Musical Guest: Lordeby Anonymousreply 1. Weird opening. by Anonymousreply 1. Yeah. Was that just a heavy handed 'we're all earthlings, why can't we just get along' bit? Anonymousreply 2.

Snl Season 31 Episode 3

Anonymousreply 3. Time to normalize! Anonymousreply 4. Is Melissa Mc. Carthy not going to play Sean Spicer anymore? Anonymousreply 5.

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Oh Miss Scarlett I don't know nothin bout eating no pussies. Anonymousreply 6. Watch Young Frankenstein Megavideo.

Man, talk about a letdown! Last week was terrible. Anonymousreply 8.

Something weird was going on last week. Better this week, if weird. Anonymousreply 9. The next live show isn't till April 8? They're off for a week and then off for another three weeks?

Anonymousreply 1. Did Scarlett bring her own wigs?

Anonymousreply 1. That Olive Garden thing was some seriously low- rent Carol Burnett shit.

Anonymousreply 1. Complicit was ok. I wonder if they're taking soft jabs after serious threats from Trumplethinskin. Anonymousreply 1. Pete Davidson been on? Anonymousreply 1. This song is idiotic.

Anonymousreply 1. I didn't even know who Lorde was.

Vanessa Bauer towered over herby Anonymousreply 2. Bayerby Anonymousreply 2. Mikey would look nice as my boyfriend. Anonymousreply 3. Shirtless Beck Bennett must be good for ratings, so NBC sent down the command that it must happen every episode. Anonymousreply 3.

Lorde sucks. by Anonymousreply 3. R2. 3, Pete mentioned pot, shrooms, alcohol and cigs. Anonymousreply 3. This Lorde chick spews forth like she's randomly reading from a teenage girl's luv journal. Good luck with that! Anonymousreply 3.

What a pussy. Those aren't even real drugs. A two month detox from shrooms? Drama queen. by Anonymousreply 3.

R3. 5, last week's show was actually new. There's a reason she's in the Five Timers' Club.

More importantly: Which cast member(s) is she going to bang tonight, now that she's getting divorced? Anonymousreply 4. It was a weird episode. I think they did lose a writer. Anonymousreply 4. Mc. Kinnon's girlfriend, ending in tears for all. Anonymousreply 4.

I think the best recent (2. Kristen Stewart's. That, and Land Shark, are my favorites. That's some funny shit!

Anonymousreply 4. Loved the Ivanka commercial.

Anonymousreply 4. I liked the Trump- loving dog. Anonymousreply 4.

Lord has officially sold out at her young age. He was a local artist at the time, no Grammies yet. The record company told her that she needed a boob job as well as other marketing . She did not comply. Lorde reminded of this story tonight with her new dance moves (ahem). But, whatta ya gonna do?

Anonymousreply 4. Dance moves = fake tits ??? He looks like a gas station clerk in Pigeon Forge. Anonymousreply 5. I know it's 2. 01. Kate is out but it's still a lot easier for women than men to be out in Hollywood, plus they're young and no doubt hoping for that SNL career bounce to bigger things, so I guess at this point I'd be shocked if any of them would come out.

I think the Mexican chick Melissa Villasenor is a dyke. Anonymousreply 5. She seems too nice and not crazy to be in comedy. Her weight is also confusing. Was she fucking Lorne?

Anonymousreply 5. R5. 7 At least Cecily is not as fat as Aidy or Kenan. Anonymousreply 5. I know it's 2. 01. Kate is out but it's still a lot easier for women than men to be out in Hollywood, plus they're young and no doubt hoping for that SNL career bounce to bigger things, so I guess at this point I'd be shocked if any of them would come out. Alex Moffat pings my gaydar. Anonymousreply 5.

I always mishear his last name as 'muppet'. Anonymousreply 6. Lorde is my niece. She's a sweet girl. The guy is an irresponsible, manipulative baby creep who is going to be blaming all his failures and mistakes on the day the sky was so blue until he's 9.

Anonymousreply 6. There's no way NBC would approve that. Right. People who look at her and see she's thin one week and looks thirty pounds heavier the next week and then boomerangs back to being thin. It's confusing. Most people fit into one size of clothing consistently over many weeks. Welcome to our planet. Anonymousreply 7.

No, R6. 2, by her management. She doesn't get to make any decisions, now that the contract is signed. I haven't seen her since she was 1. Anonymousreply 7.

I saw her on SNL, like everyone else.)by Anonymousreply 7. How old did Lorde look?

Anonymousreply 7. Those biceps tell me he's been hitting the gym. Maybe he should try a Putin impression. Anonymousreply 8. Why did I think it was Kate Mc.

Kinnon playing Ivanka?? I didn't know who the host was and I just stumbled on the Ivanka clip. Anonymousreply 8. In terms of comedic quality and pure enjoyment, it wasn't easy to distinguish between the SNL skits, the promos for upcoming NBC shows, and the commercials.

People who look at her and see she's thin one week and looks thirty pounds heavier the next week and then boomerangs back to being thin. It's confusing. Most people fit into one size of clothing consistently over many weeks. Welcome to our planet. No. WAY better than last week's. Your entire post reads like a parody of one of the insane rage trolls who've run off so many of the sane DLers. Anonymousreply 8.

The Cherry Grove/Fire Island skit was hilarious. Those biceps tell me he's been hitting the gym. Well, he's certainly not worrying himself with writing. Anonymousreply 9. Cecily's weight *is* confusing.

She does seem to fluctuate wildly, even month to month. Anonymousreply 9. A sober Pete Davison finally wakes up with boners again. Did Logo run such a show? Anonymousreply 1. It's a new LOGO show, R1.

The Advocate criticized it. Anonymousreply 1. Dude, no one is pretending to be concerned with Cecily Strong's health.

The subject was her vacillating heft. And you type fat. Anonymousreply 1.

Loved the male privilege sketchby Anonymousreply 1. Re: R1. 02, I wonder who the cunt at the gym yelling . Even the weak Octavia episode last week was funnier. Honestly, Pete mentioning his cock was the highpoint. Anonymousreply 1. Didn't we used to have some people with inside info on the show? Writers or crew? I wanna know if they lost a writer just before the Octavia Spencer episode.

Anonymousreply 1. Lorde is an abominationby Anonymousreply 1. Colin did look great in his black t during the closing. I enjoyed Pete talking about his boner and Alex has a nice wiry body. Hoping Fire Island is spoof worthy so we can get all the cast in a shirtless sketch. Anonymousreply 1.

Lorde fired her manager to manage herself. Hope that works out for her because I saw her live and she sucked. Beyonce had 1. 5 years with the bigggest stage father on the planet before she managed herself.

To wit: he cornered Jennifer Hudson to pressure her to give And I Am Telling You to Beyonce. Lorde has been hanging around with Taylor Swift and has access to her friends and producers, and is praised far and above her peers by Bruce Springsteen and Dave Grohl but who knows if that spells financial success. Anonymousreply 1. That was my first exposure to Lorde and I felt like I was watching a girl's private moment in a psych ward. Anonymousreply 1.

To me Lorde is like a hipster version of Adele. Anonymousreply 1. Weekend Update in primetime: by Anonymousreply 1. Vanity Fair is asking . Giving the Wrong Cast Members a Spin- Off? Next problem, please.

Anonymousreply 1. Yahoo: NBC announced on Thursday that for the first time ever, the late- night sketch comedy program will air live in all time zones, beginning on April 1. Jimmy Fallon. Each episode will air at 1. ET, 1. 0: 3. 0 pm CT, 9: 3. MT and 8: 3. 0 pm PT.

I live in a Mountain time zone and news airs nightly at 1. Anonymousreply 1. Anyone seen Colin Jost shirtless? Can see some fur peeking out the neck of a t shirt in some but it looks like he's getting in shape. Hoping they feature his body in an upcoming episode.

Although as head writer he may modestly nix it. But if he's spending time working out maybe he'd like to show off a little. Anonymousreply 1.

R1. 24 haven't seen any shirtless pics, but judging from this one, he does seem to have quite a bit of hair on himby Anonymousreply 1.